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Sunday, May 5, 2024

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The Setonian

NARPs: Next Bollywood Stars?

Before we jump into this week’s NARP activity, we just wanted to use this column as a platform to get a date. We still have not seen 50 Shades of Grey, and after the teen who buttered our popcorn for the Spongebob movie thought we were dating, we decided we should branch out and bring new people (boys). ...


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What Are Your Great Sexpectations?

It was a Sunday afternoon like any other, and I found myself sitting in a Proctor booth chatting with some good friends about sex in college. During my time at Middlebury, I’ve really enjoyed the authenticity of such conversations: “Neither of us came, but it is still a great memory.” “It ...


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Dance Marathon Raises $11,111

Last Friday, I arrived in Wilson Hall at four o’clock, an hour and a half before the event was set to start. The room was buzzing with energy. For the Kids members were rushing about painting banners, blowing up balloons, and scheduling times to set out Boloco burritos and Bruegger’s bagels. This ...


The Setonian

Dr. Tyrone Hayes Tells a Tale of Toads and Men

The lecture hall was already packed ten minutes before Dr. Tyrone Hayes, a squat man with a prominent kinky beard, large silver dangle earrings,and an engaging aura of sassy humor, started his story. Over 150 students squeezed into the room even after the seats had all been taken, settling in the ...


The Setonian

Alums See Architecture Differently

In the world of architecture, three alumni of the College see things differently. “When most people think about virtual reality goggles, they imagine the technology from the ’90s. Back then if you put those on you’d be immobile, dizzy, and eventually start puking. IrisVR is ten thousand steps ...


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Student Conference on Apathy and Action

The inception of the Rohatyn Center for Global Affair’s Student-Led Conference was only a little over a year ago, and yet this year’s “Apathy and Action: Exploring Youth-Driven Movements” conference had the appearance of being a long established event on campus. Last year’s conference, entitled ...


The Setonian

In-Queer-Y: Reclaiming the F-word

Last week, I was on my way to town, when a man poked his head out of a navy blue truck and called me a faggot. Mind you, my first reaction to the event was confused: I thought I’d be targeted for the color of my skin and called the n-word, but instead I was called a faggot. Thus, part of me was thrown ...


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Give it To Me Straight: Roommate Complains

Give it To Me Straight is a new column in the Campus where I, Frank, will be answering questions from students about life at Middlebury, inside and out of the classroom.  Quick disclaimer: I have no official qualifications, so you’re well within your rights to consider my advice with the same suspicion ...


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Figures of Speech: Debate Society

While the Middlebury girls’ soccer team makes it to Nationals and our football team wins NESCACs, Middlebury’s Debate Society has been quietly forging its own path of success. Coming up on its 100-year anniversary, the team has seen an unprecedented level of achievement, competing in tournaments ...


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Gowen's Cafe Concoctions and Ever-Changing Menu

There is a consistent stream of people exiting and entering Wilson Café, but the one constant amongst all the hubbub is Elliot Gowen’s cheerful presence. Wilson is a sort of safe haven; a place where the weary can come to wind down after a grueling day of work. Gowen, a Middlebury native, has worked ...


The Setonian

In-Queer-Y: So You’re Opposed to Homosexuality?

When people say they are opposed to homosexuality, what are they talking about? What is different about the homosexual lifestyle? Really, the only distinguishing factor of the homosexual lifestyle is the sex, and when people say they’re opposed to homosexuality or even just uncomfortable, really they ...


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NARPs: Taking Winter Carnival to a New Surface

For most Middlebury students, Winter Carnival means having an extra day to procrastinate on homework and to party in fun locations at new times like on a mountaintop at 11 a.m. However, for Maddie and Izzy, it means one thing and one thing only — the College’s annual Ice Show spectacular! It has ...


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Triple the Chins is Tripling the Laughter

Josh Espy ’17, Kirk Horton ’17, and August Rosenthal ’17 are three dudes with chins and three impeccable senses of humor. Since September 2014, they’ve been known as Triple Chin Comedy, Middlebury’s very own Lonely Island-esque comedy group. Every month, the trio writes and films videos that ...


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MAlt on Sex Education in Puerto Rico

Middlebury students left the frigid winter temperatures of Vermont and travelled to San Juan, Puerto Rico, to participate in a women’s empowerment MAlt trip over February break. Over the course of the following week, they engaged with an organization known as Iniciativa Comunitaria, or Community Initiative ...


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How Much Does it Cost to be an Athlete?

It’s Actually Just a Game,” an op-ed by Issac Baker ’14.5 and Hannah Bristol ’14.5 in our Jan. 22 issue, sparked outrage and debate from both athletes and non-athletes alike.  But it also raised some important questions on the financial support athletic teams receive compared to other extra-curricular ...


The Setonian

Girl, You Stupid: Queer Cattiness and Competition

As a new and existing member of the queer community, I cannot help but comment on the cattiness stereotype that many gay and bisexual men fulfill on campus that perpetuates the hypercompetitive, unwelcome and truly unsafe spaces we breathe in. With the new influx of the Febs on campus integrating into ...


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On Image-Conscious Campus, Rosie Molinary Talks

“Where are all the fat Americans?” I overheard an international student joke in Proctor Dining Hall during the first week of first-year orientation. And he’s got a point. Middlebury’s student body is often labeled not only as very attractive, but also fitter — and much wealthier — than ...


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Stocks down, but Stockroom Always Up

When I peered into the stockroom on the first floor of Bi-Hall, Tom Sheluga and his assistant were hunched over a copy of the Middlebury magazine.  He ushered me over and gestured at a picture of Roger Sandwick, a biochemistry professor.  As I approached, I realized he was actually pointing at the ...


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Bringing Laundry into the 21st Century

Imagine going online and with just clicks having access to the status of all the laundry machines at the College. No dragging your gargantuan laundry bag down snowy paths only to discover the machine you wanted is full. No waiting hours for a machine to open up. No forgoing laundry for weeks because ...


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An Open Letter: Why I Chose Not to Attend Resilience

I have a story, too. That was my first thought when Project Resilience first hit Facebook with founder of Resilience, Emma Erwin’s story. As the campus responded with likes, comments and shares, I felt an irrational anger and sadness take over, making me want to scream — I have a story, too. This ...