2008 Woodie Awards
The D-spot
Dina Magaril
Issue date: 4/24/08 Section: Features
Heat waves. Glistening, tan bodies. Short dresses, clean shaven legs and skin skin skin. We're all thinking about it. Now that spring has officially arrived our options for enjoying sex in new places has increased tenfold. So, with a little help from some outdoor-enthusiast friends, I've compiled a list of all the best places on campus to get it on out-of-doors. Of course, if you have a car the sky's the limit, but with gas prices skyrocketing each day, keeping it local might not be such a bad idea. Just remember, dealing with the outdoors presents a whole new set of issues to be aware of, such as bugs making their way into unexpected places, grass stains and unflattering sunburns. So don't forget to bring protection - condoms, sunblock and most important, a blanket or towel, and get in tune with you inner hippie.
The Natural Ampitheater: This is a Middlebury classic, and while the ampitheater, located past the cemetery, is a great starting point it may be hard to resist picturing how many of your classmates have gotten lucky in this very same spot. Still, day or night, Midd students swear by this place. Just make sure you're the only couple there, unless Exhibitionism is your thing.
Organic Garden: Organic sex. It's healthier for you. Just be careful not to ruin the freshly planted seeds.
The Golf Course: Feel free to experiment here. This green terrain was obviously built with a bit of nooky on the brain. Eighteen holes means 18 opportunities for a change of scenery and positions, so get creative. According to the Middlebury Web site, which outlines the pros and cons of each hole's terrain (feel free to use this site as a reference - http://www.middlebury.edu/campuslife/facilities/golfcourse/layout/), hole 14 seems like a good bet as it is "set up in the woods a bit and you can't always feel the wind." A warm, secluded spot tucked away in the woods. Sounds perfect. But beware of hole 15 where "an unseen drainage ditch runs along the left side of the faiway." Download a scorecard to really get a lay of the land, or ask a member of the golf team to show you around. Just try to resist the urge to yell hole in one!
The Natural Ampitheater: This is a Middlebury classic, and while the ampitheater, located past the cemetery, is a great starting point it may be hard to resist picturing how many of your classmates have gotten lucky in this very same spot. Still, day or night, Midd students swear by this place. Just make sure you're the only couple there, unless Exhibitionism is your thing.
Organic Garden: Organic sex. It's healthier for you. Just be careful not to ruin the freshly planted seeds.
The Golf Course: Feel free to experiment here. This green terrain was obviously built with a bit of nooky on the brain. Eighteen holes means 18 opportunities for a change of scenery and positions, so get creative. According to the Middlebury Web site, which outlines the pros and cons of each hole's terrain (feel free to use this site as a reference - http://www.middlebury.edu/campuslife/facilities/golfcourse/layout/), hole 14 seems like a good bet as it is "set up in the woods a bit and you can't always feel the wind." A warm, secluded spot tucked away in the woods. Sounds perfect. But beware of hole 15 where "an unseen drainage ditch runs along the left side of the faiway." Download a scorecard to really get a lay of the land, or ask a member of the golf team to show you around. Just try to resist the urge to yell hole in one!
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